Wacky World Wide Web

The Internet's Freak Bizarreness Exposed in a Blog

Elephant Poop: What Can't it Do?

These people make all sorts of things from Elephant poop. Paper, photography paper, crap sculpture. It's amazing and eco-friendly!

June 26, 2008

Jewelry with a creepy necromantic twist.

We now have the technology to create diamonds. We are so sci-fi advanced that we can make them out of dead people's hair. You can even get a Beethoven diamond. If Moses were still alive he would condemn this.

June 10, 2008

Apparently Rachel Ray is a Terrorist.

We've reverted to McCarthyism with this latest craziness. It appears Rachel Ray's ad for Dunkin' Donuts was pulled because her scarf is too much like a keffiyeh - that thing arabs wear on their noggins. Is there no end to human stupidity and the inability to learn? It's a scarf.

May 29, 2008

Huggable Urns? Who comes up with this crap?

The best way to remember a dead loved one is to hug a teddy that has their ashes crammed in it. People should learn to deal with death by reading Emily Dickinson poems, not with teddy bears.

May, 19 2008

Internet Marketing is Weird

I love it when marketing programs read the location of your IP address or service provider and try to "customize" the advertisement to you.

When I decided to log out of Myspace instead of reading some bulletins where people answer 200 questions about whether or not they like balloons, I saw this add for super hot girls in my area:

I'm pretty sure these girls don't live in Rockland. Ok, I've been to Rockland and I'm completely sure none of these girls live there.

May, 11 2008

Tay Zonday and Chocolate Rain

Earlier this week I ran into several people who had never seen Chocolate Rain. It's so enriching, I want everyone to see it. And if you can actually sit through the whole thing you get extra points.

May, 10 2008