America is Extra-Great-Palooza
There's only one 'Old Glory'
There she is as an annoying animated gif.
Except for these previous 'Old Glories'
Liberty Tree Flag - Used to terrify pirates
Betsy Ross Flag - Such a nice old biddy
Guilford Flag - Lardbutt stars suck
Serapis Flag - Acid trip?
Bennington Flag - There aren't 76 stars
Grand Star Flag - Ah cute, a star of stars
Contintental Navy Flag - Be nice to snakes
And these, which I made up
(Yes, that means the above flags are real.)
Take that Brits!
Made in China
Carter Forever!
Apple pie - not stolen from the Dutch.
Remember, it's not enough to love America. A true America Lover hates the English.
The Welsh say, "Twll dīn pob Sais!" It means 'Every Englishman is an arsehole.' Join in the spirit of ethnic bitterness!
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