Merry Christmas!

Christmas is an extra fun time of the year. In all the Christmas joy we sometimes forget Chanukah, Kwaanza and Solstice. That's why I have created cards for everyone. Rollover to open the card.

 

 

 

 

Decorating the tree is one of the most beloved Yuletide traditions. Each year I'm on the lookout for groovy ornaments. This year I hit the jackpot with the Supreme Court Serieses.

Ginsberg

Ruth Bader Ginsberg from the 'Chicks on the Bench' series. She is smokin'!

Wilson

For the history buff, there's James Wilson, the first ever Supreme Court Justice.

Court

This keepsake of the 2007 Supreme Court will always remind you of this year's zany legal happenings.

 

 

 

 

I always stop by the dollar store for stupid gifts to amuse friends or real gifts for people I don't really like. This year's selection was the worst it's ever been.

jacklantern

I'm pretty sure that's a leftover halloween bag with bows and stickers on it.

rubbing

Yeah. That's rubbing alcohol. Very festive. I'll use to clean my Christmas wounds.

frijoles

Do they expect me to believe that Mexicans have special Christmas beans?

transanta

Eeeeew! I mean, eeeewww! Why was this even made? Kids, I bought you a poster.

laxative

I guess nothing says 'Merry Christmas' like smooth bowel movements.