The Forgotten Carols
For those of you who are not familiar with the Forgotten Carols-BEWARE! The carols are a Christmas-music-thing that was "composed" by Michael Mclean. They fill me with abject horror. Each Yuletide when people gush about how the music is so powerful and touching, I vomit a little.
What people are saying about the Forgotten Carols
"Laugh-out-loud funny." Henry Kissinger
"I see why they were forgotten." Joe Marley
"I was most disturbed to discover the piece entitled 'Handel's Dream' was about me. It is pure rubbish and I was most offended. Be thee warned Michael Mclean: I shall exact reveng for your slanderous lies!" George Frederic Handel
"Too cheesy. Even for me." Thomas Kincaid
"Things like this make me want to be Muslim." Desmond Tutu
Homeless! Jesus wasn't homeless! They were just out of town!" Chris Cornwall
"Well, that was nauseating." Santa Claus